Ass Pudding

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Ass Pudding

Postby Asspudding » Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:35 pm

Name: Ass Pudding

Class and Level: Warrior 85

Current Specs: God Tank / God dps

Are you willing to respec for raids? No, i play what i want, when i want and how i want.

Achievements: I HAVE OVER 9000 SKILL POINTS


Professions: Fishing / tailoring

Rare Profession Abilities: I caught a blue whale once.



Do you have Ventrilo? You aren't deserving enough to hear my voice.

Do you have a working non-staticky headset/microphone and are able to maturely converse in vent? Godnet / Godvoice



Gameplay Schedule: We usually raid Monday through Thursday from 9:00 to Midnight. DAM YOU GUYS RAID ALOT. WHY NO 8/8HM? GOOD THING I'M HERE. Now, because i'm going to be your lord and savior you're going to have to work around me. You'll need to change your raiding schedule to Sunday / Wednesday from 10 AM - 6:53 PM because i go clubbing and get bitches on all the other nights.

IF YOU CAN'T COMMIT TO OUR SCHEDULE, DON'T BOTHER APPLYING

BETTER BE ABLE TO COMMIT TO MY SCHEDULE THEN FOO

Tuesday: NOPE
Wednesday: NOPE
Thursday: NOPE




Previous Guilds: List all previous relevant guilds and WHY you left. Please be specific.
BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL LOSER VIRGINS THAT HAVEN'T TOUCHED VAGINAS AND DON'T GO CLUBBING.

Raiding Experience

Classic WoW: Killed shit

Burning Crusade: Killed more shit

Wrath of the Lich King: Killed zombies

Cataclysm: Killed dragons




Current Gear: List the items you currently have equipped or provide a link to The Armory.

AITE now, MY SET UP might be a bit weird with all the intellect gear and leather n shit but listen up. this shit is BiS for warriors right now. it's some undiscovered warrior max dps shit aite. gotta gem expertise and spell pen and reforge all spirit and you're like a god like i am. yall niggas should try it out.

http://us.battle.net/wow/en/character/s ... nch/simple


RL Name: Tyrone Jamal Jackson


Age: (under 18 need not apply)

FUCK

Location: Compton, CA HOOD NIGGAS ALL DAY ERRY DAY


When did you start playing WoW? VANILLA ALPHA


Days played on this character? 2


Alts: Ass Pudding, DAT Ass Pudding


What kind of computer do you play on? Don't know nigga, some shit i stole from some bitch.


How do you connect to Internet? From my neighbors yo




Guild References: List any members of Death and Destruction that are willing to vouch for you. ALL DEEZ NIGGAS


Comments: List any additional information you think may be of use to us in evaluating your application, such as why you want to become part of Death and Destruction.

"OLDEST, MOST STABLE, AND FUNNEST GUILD" :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parallelism_(grammar)

AITE NIGGAS LES DO IT UP

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Re: Ass Pudding

Postby Whaevoz » Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:37 pm

Thank you for your application. Unfortunately we are going to have to turn you down.

Feel free to reapply after you graduate from middle school. :roll:

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Re: Ass Pudding

Postby Asspudding » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:01 am

BOOO I GOT DECLINED FROM THE SHITTIEST 25M IN THE US. LAWD HAWLP ME. I AINT GUN STOP TRYING TIL I GET IN!

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Re: Ass Pudding

Postby Whaevoz » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:55 am

C'ya in a few years, I guess. :roll:

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Re: Ass Pudding

Postby Dimetree » Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:29 pm

When will you learn to quit feeding the trolls.....


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